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Monday, August 4, 2008

Overnight Report (pics)


Goooooooooooood MORNING, everyone!!!! :-D Holy moly, last night was INSANE!!

Alright, just to catch ya'll up on what happened last night (you can also read the super long post below this for all the details & pics), we have a new alliance that was formed in order to save Memphis this week and get Jessie out & all courtesy of Keesha & Renny!! The new alliance is Renny/Keesha/Dan/Libra/Memphis.

Keesha went outside and quietly told Dan & Memphis to come into the back bedroom. Memphis left first, then Dan a minute later.



All 4 of them (Renny was busy making a birthday cake for Keesha in the kitchen) met in the bedroom & had a quick 30 second discussion...



...Libra told Memphis that she's down for saving him this week, and Memphis gave her a huge hug and thanked her:



They quickly talked and then went on their separate ways. As Dan was leaving, he jumped up in the air pumping his fist in a mini-celebration dance...



..and then Libra & Keesha did a quiet happy dance as well:



April came in the Spa Room where Renny/Keesha/Libra were just shortly after the new alliance was formed, and they all played it cool.



When April was on her way to bed, Keesha & her hugged (this is them just being fake-nice to each other), meanwhile they both hate each other:



April went upstairs to the HOH room and told Ollie that she doesn't trust "them" and that she wants to have a meeting today to just make sure they're all voting out Memphis.

Oh, and here's a couple pics of Keesha's cake (in case ya'll wanted to see it):


And this concludes your Overnight Report! :-D

So what do ya'll think about this new alliance? Think it'll work? Leave a comment below!!!

Stay tuned...

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Evening in the BB house: (pics)


The HG's all got wine and beer and Michelle is happy as horse shit about it! lol That girl looooves her wine! ;-)



Dan, Jessie & Michelle are upstairs by the HOH room. Dan & Jessie are playing chess and Michelle is watching & talking to them.



Dan went downstairs to get something to drink and while he was gone, Michelle & Jessie had a whisper-fest going on but I couldn't hear anything they were saying! Even Jessie said that he couldn't hear Michelle because the rest of the HG's downstairs were being too loud and that they'd talk later.



The HG's are all relaxing, drinking, sharing stories, and just chilling:


Libra is now counting everything in the house. From the fence in the backyard, to decorations in the bedrooms:




Memphis just told Keesha & Libra some of his Mixology knowledge:

Memphis: "1 cup of vodka equals 1,000 calories."

(Really????)

At 9:52pm BBT, Keesha went outside where Libra was laying in the hammock. I must have missed a conversation earlier between these two but the jist of the convo is about how Ollie has never been a target and he still isn't.

Libra: "It's like he's not even here..like he's not even playing the game!"

Now they're talking about April and Keesha is doing a GREAT job at getting Libra to ditch her alliance with April. They are both bashing April.



Libra: "I'm telling you this: get us..get us through this week, then I'm breaking that shit up! There is no you/me/Ollie/April..fuck that! We just gotta stay low & pretend, and then say the word and then fuckin'...break away. Oh, here comes Memphis & Dan..."

Keesha: "Good!"

Libra: "Oh..and Ollie."

Keesha slowly & casually gets up, Libra thanks her (outloud) for "checking up on her" about her cramps. The boys play pool, Keesha goes inside, Libra remains on the hammock alone.

Michelle & Jessie are in the kitchen together. Jessie is doing dishes, Michelle is drunk. They have a little fight over nothing, and Michelle walks away with wine in hand. As she walks away, Jessie tells her that she has a white fuzzy on her ass.



Michelle: "Why are you looking at my ass to begin with?"

Michelle then starts to lay on the hints of needing to "get some" and I don't know if Jessie isn't picking up on it, or if he just doesn't care, but he's not showing any sexual interest, just friendship. Michelle even asked him if they're gonna sleep in the same bed tonight.



He offers to make her something to eat and she says okay. Michelle is now talking about food and general life stuff (the flirting has stopped completely.) Oops! I spoke too soon; the flirting has started up again. lol

I seriously don't know which live feed to choose! Michelle flirting with Jessie & Jessie telling her to take a "cold shower"..or I could watch Keesha, Renny & Libra whisper-talking about game!! OOoo...what to pick!!!!



Oh, Jerry just walked in to use the massage chair in the Spa Room where Jessie & Michelle are..I'll pick the feed with Libra/Renny/Keesha. lol

Seems like Libra might be flipping!! And if she is, she can damn well be that 4th vote they need to keep Memphis this week.

Renny: (to Keesha & Libra) "It's gonna get REAL nasty up in here!"
Keesha: "Oh, I know! I know."

Renny just said that April wants Memphis out this week and she doesn't want him to go and LIBRA SAID SHE DOESN'T EITHER!!!! Ladies & Gents, I believe Libra has officially FLIPPED!!! :-D



Keesha: "I want him out." (talking about Jessie)
Renny: "I want him out, too."
Libra: "I want him out, three! We just need 1 more person..."
Keesha: "Don't worry, I got the votes." *smiles big*

This is all a shock to Libra that she has the 4th vote..DAN!!!

Libra: "Dan? He gave you his word that he WILL keep him (Memphis)?"
Keesha: "I saw this shit coming a long time ago.."

Libra asks Keesha if she's positive that he would vote Jessie out, and Keesha said that she didn't get "too into it" with Dan about it, but thinks that he would be with them 3 in getting Jessie out this week. Libra tells Keesha to check to see if anyone is listening at the door. Keesha goes outside and finds everybody outside except Jessie & Michelle who are no where near the bedrooms.

Keesha goes back into the bedroom and they talk.

Libra: "I don't trust Dan...I don't think Dan is 'the way', Renny said that he's shifty. If you're up for the task, then..[try to get his vote]."

They talk about how it's CRUCIAL for them to win HOH this week. CRUCIAL!!!

Keesha: "[Dan's] not stupid. He knows that if he keeps just going along, that people are gonna get rid of him."

Keesha makes Libra promise "on something" that she won't tell anyone about them talking to keep Memphis. Libra swears on her kids that she won't say anything.

They say that they have to get Dan to swear on the Bible that he'll vote Jessie out. They set the plan up to happen tonight!!!!

If you have the live feeds, fire'em up!! The game has OFFICIALLY changed!!! :-D

Update @ 2:43am EST:
Okay guys & dolls, I'm heading to bed but I'll be back in the morning with a FULL overnight report!!


Stay tuned...

Afternoon & Early Evening in the house:

Before I get to a current update on the live feeds, let's see what happened this afternoon:

Keesha & Memphis talked today outside in the backyard while sunbathing. Memphis says what all of us BB fans are thinking..why does everyone vote the way the HOH wants them to vote? He goes on to say that everybody voting that way isn't going to get everyone to the end.

Keesha, who truly wants Memphis to stay, tells him that she can only get 3 votes (Keesha, Renny, and possibly Dan) but they need 4. Memphis asks about Libra but Keesha puts that thought to rest real quick by reminding him that she's so far up April's ass that there's no way that will happen.

Apparently the veto comp involved some sort of bartering tools including gold bars and I think even cash?? It's hard to figure out what exactly they can do until we see Tuesday nights episode, so I don't wanna give ya'll false info. But apparently, Libra won something that she can use to barter to get votes in the house (or at least that's the impression I got from Keesha.) And according to April, she "gave" Jerry $4,000 to NOT use the POV and I guess that if he does use it, that she can take it back? Argh! It's like they're speaking in code!! lol Can't wait to see Tuesday's episode!!!! Either way, word got back to April that Jerry might be using the POV to save Jessie to ensure that Memphis goes home.

In other news, Jerry told Jessie that Memphis offered him his slop pass in exchange for the veto.

Keesha & April's "friendship" is totally fake and Keesha knows it. She said that they are fake-nice to each other but that Keesha can't stand her and that she wants Ollie & April gone ASAP.

Okay, now let's get to the feeds!! I'll post it in a new post!

Stay tuned...

Sunday Night Show Review

Hey BB fans!! :-D

If you missed the Sunday night show on CBS, here's the cliff notes for ya:

They showed the HOH comp for a long time. Here's who went out, in order, and how long they lasted:

Jerry: 26 mins
Libra: 33 mins
Dan: 45 mins (he threw the comp & Libra knows it.)
Ollie: 55 mins
Jessie: 1 hour & 6 mins
Memphis: 1 hour & 16
Renny: 1 hour 58 mins
Michelle: 2 hours 40 mins
April: *Last to drop immediately after Michelle.* - The New HOH

They showed that April DID say that she promised to not NOMINATE Jessie or Michelle. April kept saying that she kicked Michelle's ass in the comp but if that was true, then why would she make a deal that she would go back on anyways? April saw that Michelle was breaking down and didn't have to make any kind of deal. It doesn't make sense.

Keesha was talking to Memphis in the Spa Room, that's when April whispered to Libra (in front of Renny) that if Keesha was telling Memphis anything from their alliance, she would put her up. Libra said she hasn't been doing any of that. Renny heard all of this told Keesha her everything that April said and to watch out because April's after her. Keesha said "I should have got her out when I had the chance."

During the nomination ceremony, April told Memphis that the reason he was nominated was because of he won a car during Week 1 (which is bullshit, it's because she knew if Memphis won HOH, he would have nominated her for eviction.) She told Jessie that the reason she nom'ed him was because he's a "strong competitor".

So that's the highlights of tonight's show. :-D

Let me peek in on the HG's and get another post going for ya'll!

Stay tuned...

"Houseguests, time to wake up!" (pics)


The houseguests are finally awake! Boy, did they sleep in this morning.

Everyone is doing their morning routines and getting ready for the day.

In the backyard, Keesha, Memphis, and Ollie are talking about coffee. Keesha is waiting for the coffee to be done brewing and she goes on to say that she's addicted to coffee now (she never used to be before BB).



Michelle tried to turn her unitard into a bathing suit but it didn't work out so well. lol




I think she was trying to do something like this:

BB8 Jen in her unitard bathing suit:





Stay tuned...

Overnight Report/Morning Update

Nothing too much happened last night, so there's not much to report. Jessie & Michelle talked game alot but it's the same story over & over again.

The only major thing that happened last night was that April said her target this week is Memphis, and Jerry is on the same page. That surprised me when Jerry said he wanted Memphis out this week and not Jessie. He's been trying to get Jessie out for weeks now. Caught me a little off guard. Will it be another week of Jessie sliding through? We'll see how the week goes!

So that's pretty much it for the overnight report. Oh! Forgot to mention that Ollie & April had make-up sex.

On to the Morning Update:

As of 8:31am BBT (which is 11:31am EST), the HG's are still sleeping & dreaming away:


I'll post updates on the HG's as soon as they wake up, or get woken up by BB, and start moving around the house. :)

UPDATED @ 10:28am BBT:
The houseguests are still sleeping...

Stay tuned...